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World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

GENEVA—"Ahmadinejad? I can't even say it, let alone write it on a Black Ops memo." President Bush jested during the roast of Iran's controversial leader.

another awesome article...

from cracked.com

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-gar

bugs

simultaneously hilarious and terrifying article about insects:

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-gar

let's eat out utah!

http://www.letseatoututah.com/

lol.

-gar

p.s. best commercial ever.

most awesome story ever

terrorists!!!!

At a news conference after the hearing, Stevens and Berdovsky stepped to the microphones and said they were taking questions only about 1970s hairstyles.

When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, "We're taking it very seriously." Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.

Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, "That's not a hair question. I'm sorry."

FINALLY!!!!

TWIN PEAKS SEASON 2 ON DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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raised in a chemical bath

or why i'm so sickly:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060616/ap_on_sc/dirty_rats

-gar

stella was a tv show and it was always funny

Hey everyone... all ten episodes of Stella's Comedy Central series are
now available on iTunes Music Store.  Download and enjoy on your laptop,
iPod or WHEREVER YOU LIKE!   

Buy all ten shows and show Comedy Central that you CARE about STELLA.   
Then they'll maybe change their mind and renew the show for FIVE OR SIX*
YEARS.

*"six" sounds like "sex", fyi

-www.stellacomedy.com

disclaimer: i did not write this.  maybe it was david wain.  i don't know, i just got an e-mail once.  -gar

born like this

friends' show @ the kayo gallery.  sweet new venue.  the islands (the artists formerly known as the unicorns) are playing there soon.  sean (not pictured) sang csny's "helplessly hoping" and made me almost cry.

this place sold hawiian (sic) orchids!

sometimes, on occasion, the prescription isn't  more cowbell.

-gar

p.s. completely mesmerizing:

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p.p.s. so funny, yet so sad...

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p.p.p.s. he's finally legal!  yummy...

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p.s. "walker told me i have aids" link (does this link actually work?  idk)

p.p.p.p.s. it's a good day for the internet.  thanks to pitchfork for this:

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p.s. i particularly like the midi version of how soon is now.

Study: Reading of Textbooks Required in University-Level Courses

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-gar