gar's nothing hole

how can i stay mad at you...

after a brief stint with Aion™ (lulz) and then another flirtation with doing absolutely nothing with my life, Blizzard/Activision Entertainment Incorporated, LLC acting with divine guidance and my own personal approval, added something to the World of Warcraft that drew me right back in: Cross-Realm LFG.  If you don't know what that means, well, then, fuck you.  because it is awesome and me and my internet boyfriend Eric will keep on rocking in the free world... of warcraft until one or both of us falls asleep.

thnks.

-gar

p.s. remember that time an internet flame war erupted on my facebook page?!  oops!

word origins, with gar

kitty-corner

Function: adverb or adjective

Etymology: kitty-corner alteration of cater-corner, from obsolete cater four + corner

Date: 1838

: in a diagonal or oblique position <the house stood kitty–corner across the square>

reason to live again? this pipe!

straight outta TURKEY Y'ALLS!

back from the brink...

after what seemed like an eternity, i've awakened from the nightmare that was the Sickness. today's the first day i've been able to even remotely function at work, but my brain is still jelly.

editor's note: this transition makes no sense.  who the fuck is Taylor Bean?

insult to injury? Taylor Bean and Whatever's 1-song repeat saxophone hold music.

-gar

p.s. OK SERIOUSLY TAYLOR BEAN!!! SHAZAM DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HOLE THIS SONG CRAWLED OUT OF!!!  FUCK YOU!  FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!!!  GIVE ME MY MONEY!!!!

p.p.s. here's the totally sweet song loop:

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