gar's pipe hole

more on mirth-makers

the comics that i love seem to be unfairly tossed in with the dregs of their craft and as a result some pretty stupid shit has to be dealt with. 

this thought process seemed to be going so well last night in my ativan®-addled mind...

what i think i'm trying to say is, when i tell someone about stella and they're like, "oh have you heard of __________ * ?"  i want to be all... ಠ_ಠ "No."  but there's no way of getting out of that situation without tears being shed/swallowed.

most people listen to comedy to forget about how shitty their meaningless lives are.

but the comics that i and others similarly afflicted listen to, already know how fucking miserable we all are, and make a point of somehow exposing it in a cathartic enough way that makes me explode with laughter, mutual understanding and most importantly, headaches.

do you FUCKING UNDERsTAND?!  god damn it, nevermind.  i don't even know why we bother anymore.

-gar

*an answer that indicates that they don't "get it"

elaboration, partial

so... i'm reading David Cross' book.  i like it, in that it makes me laugh, or LOL as you might say, but it also wears away at my soul. 

you see, i've been a cynic for quite sometime, but some of this stuff is particularly soul-crushing.

i can happily live in denial, for i rarely venture outside my home or office.  mr. cross, on the other hand, tours the country far and wide and is exposed to the brutal, mindless truth of the american people.  god* help us.

-gar

*nobody

late night thoughts, unabridged.

religion is a choice, moreso than sexual orientation at any rate.  evidenced by the amount of people who successfully change religions vs. those who successfully change orientations.  in summation, suck it theists!

in the future, we will pay to be in comas.  think on that!

it hurts those with real senses of humor when stupid people laugh at dumb crap.

-gar

fuck the internet

http://nanok.com/mpc/

and the japanese for that matter.  figure that site out and then watch a photo of a person come to life. 

i can't seem to post the videos i made of this successfully (i filmed the animation with my iphone), so if you see me around (unlikely), i'll show them to you.

-gar

p.s. finally facebooked that shit.  thanks, power of advertising dollars.

p.p.s. nevermind, that failed too.  thanks, nobody.

p.p.p.s. hey, it worked after all!  YAY!