ha ha! you suckers!
-gar
p.s. i'm entering into a month of horror at my place of employment. it will test my will and sanity with each passing day until May's summer fullness envelops me whole and immolates all of the pain away.
p.p.s. i'm wearing a fancy suit today. also, i watched the latest james bond last night. put those two things together and what do you get? i'm feelin' pretty cool. ladies? watch out. i'm saying that because i'm married and they should really watch out. feelings could get hurt.
p.p.p.s. peace in the middle east. speaking of which, i saw rick steve's (i love when people's first and last names are both first names) journey to iran on pbs. very cool to see the people of that country (or any country for that matter) without the media filter. it turns out they're not all evil and constantly burning things in effigy! rick steve's blaringly latent homosexuality adds an extra element of awkwardness to all of the exchanges, it's a real treat. to be fair, he might not be homosexual. it's presumptuous of me to think that. he might just be really effeminate. neither of which possibilities are bad things to be. but you see, in a fundamentalist muslim theocracy, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, so perception, sometimes, can mean life or death, so you can see why i drew the distinction.
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