gar's thought hole

kinja dies today :(

kinja was so awesome, but it died, like things tend to do.

the closest thing to a replacement i could find is this thing:

http://feed.informer.com/

it'll do, but you have to find the RSS feed of each blog which isn't always easy, but feed.informer does what it can if you just punch in the blog's address.

-gar

p.s. sometimes i think that onion article about commas was written for me.

p.p.s. can anyone help me stop Audacity from corrupting and distorting the living shit out of my files?  i'll post an example later to make you all cry like i cry.

p.p.p.s. oh yeah, hail satan!

i know, right?

the real reason why i haven't been blogging is because all of the things i do on a day to day basis, are the most conventional, soul-leaching and embarrassingly fun tasks i've ever performed.

wedding invitations
catering
a tuxedo
a dress
rings (that cost 1 million dollars)
a venue
pornography
etc.

i mean, i think you get the point here guys.  there's only so much blushing this blushing bride can do.

-gar

p.s. i got this record player with a usb output.  i also bought a needle so that i can play 78s (old-timey records).  i also downloaded this software that allows me to record and edit (audacity; free, awesome).  it can record the 78 at 45 rpm and then speed it up and bam!  i've got a real razzle-dazzle, hotsy-totsy tin-pan-alley rowdy-dow hitting on all sixes!

example.

p.p.s. if you have any records you want imported, let me know.  it's a real hoot.

p.p.p.s. know any good vegetarian caterers with a liquor license?  ability to cook non-vegetarian food a plus.

p.p.p.p.s. know a good place to rent a suit that will turn me into interpol for a night?

example:

p.p.p.p.p.s. most importantly, anyone know someone who can officiate our wedding, someone who is old enough to give it an air of seriousness, but also cool enough to maintain an earthly and gender-neutral tone?

let me know.

august 30th!

contrary to initial reports, the wedding is actually going to happen on august 30th, which, as you all know, is Victory Day in Turkey.

we're not inviting any deities, except for Tiamat, the goddess of chaos.

bring your dancing shoes and your drunken toasts.

-gar

p.s. maybe Marilyn Manson can officiate or does anyone know any other Reverends in the Church of Satan? 

brook and i...

are not getting married.

-gar