august 30th!
contrary to initial reports, the wedding is actually going to happen on august 30th, which, as you all know, is Victory Day in Turkey.
we're not inviting any deities, except for Tiamat, the goddess of chaos.
bring your dancing shoes and your drunken toasts.
-gar
p.s. maybe Marilyn Manson can officiate or does anyone know any other Reverends in the Church of Satan?
maybe if we add a few more profanity-laden congrats he'll post again.
congratufuckinglations you fucking motherfuckers. on your goddamn unholy matrimony i mean fer chrissake. great shit ass job! i'm completely boobs ass crap happy for you!
Posted by:jrn | 2008.04.25 at 14:31
Remember when this blog was cool, and Gar updated it once in a fuckin' while? No?
Oh yeah, congratulations, bitches.
Posted by:lou | 2008.04.25 at 10:08
and by fuck you i mean congratulations
Posted by:em | 2008.04.17 at 19:32
fuck you, gar/guys.
fuck you.
Posted by:em | 2008.04.17 at 19:31
Whew. I've got a little over 4 months to find some drunken toast.
Posted by:Max Aeschbacher | 2008.04.11 at 16:52
oh boy...Can't we just get a unitarian to do it? P.S. Why isn't there a "from my cold dead hands" reference on here yet?
Posted by:brother | 2008.04.07 at 15:50
I'm trying to think of something to say, but all that comes out it 'Gar is getting married - that is fucked up.'
I jest, I jest. Congratulations you crazy kids.
Posted by:lou | 2008.04.04 at 23:14
good work.
Posted by:dave to the h | 2008.04.04 at 16:46
I would happy to be ordained if it means bathing in the blood of a virgin. Oh yeah, congratulations.
Posted by:clarkhole | 2008.04.03 at 20:04