garhole

according to what i've been told from several people driving trucks, i'm quite the bundle of sticks!

i was born in northern virginia while my father did lawyer things in the district of columbia. when i was still very little, my family moved back to its native home, salt lake city, utah. when i was eight years old, almost everyone agreed it would be best if my parents just got divorced. shortly thereafter my mom thought it best to move us kids back to virginia. then, after we got adjusted there, we moved back to salt lake city, where some of us (including me) stayed. one day, just before my freshman year of high school began, a stranger shot me in the eyeball with a b.b. gun, partially blinding me in my left eye. i stopped trying to believe in god shortly thereafter. more than a decade after all of that business, i got married to a person that is way tougher than me.